| "God must be a painter. Why else would we have so many colors? " |
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| "How sexy am I now, huh? Flirty boy! How sexy am I now?" |
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| "Hey, you know what's scarier than not believing in God? Believing in him. I mean, really believing in him. It's a fucking terrifying thought." |
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| "Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant." |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "You're in a lot of trouble, you know. My father's gonna have you killed. You realize that? Tortured first, naturally. Then he's gonna have you killed." |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "They used to say that a child conceived in love has a greater chance of happiness. They don't say that anymore." och "There's more vodka in this piss than there is piss." |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm becoming less and less concerned for your well-being." |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "Whoa...
whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out,
and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same
fuckin' thing." |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "Ha!
Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner!" |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "One
in every three black males is in some phase of the correctional
system. Is that a coincidence or do these people have,
you know, like a racial commitment to crime?" |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "Listen
up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful
or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic
matter as everything else." |
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"If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that
was it." |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "I
guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill
myself once I lose my wiener." |
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>>Svar<<
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| "Screwing
around is fooling around without dinner first." |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "My
dick's on fire!" |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "You
are a god amongst insects." |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "That
white light at the end of the tunnel? That's not heaven,
that's the C train!" |
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>>Svar<<
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| "This
crying in the morning thing, this depression, let's get
that fixed." |
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>>Svar<<
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| "Kids
- 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery." |
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>>Svar<<
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| "A
Red sun rises...blood has been spilled this night." |
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>>Svar<<
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| "I
have to know. I have to find out what happened to my life."
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>>Svar<<
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| "Bite
my ass, Krispy Kreme!" |
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>>Svar<<
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| "This
is where I start to have fun." |
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>>Svar<<
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| "Do
you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit
Knight" has a nice ring to it." |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "I'm
a connoisseur of roads. I've been tasting roads my whole
life. This road will never end. It probably goes all around
the world." |
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>>Svar<<
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"It's
fine Scottish weather we're having. The rain is falling
straight down and kind of to the side like."
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>>Svar<<
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"'You
know what they say about men with big feet....Big feet
- large shoes."
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"When
one woman strikes at the heart of another she seldom
misses, and the wound is invariably fatal."
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>>Svar<<
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"If
you don't pipe down, I'm going to yank your sack off
like a paper towel."
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"Can
I play too? Or is it just for boys?"
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>>Svar<<
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"They're
not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."
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"I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean
had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis."
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"The
world is changing. I feel it in the water, I feel it
in the earth, I smell it in the air. Much that once
was is lost, for none now live who remember."
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>>Svar<< |
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| "Good
morning! And in case I don't see you: good afternoon,
good evening and good night!" |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "That's
a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's
worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good." |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "Remember
those posters that said, "Today is the first day
of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every
day but one --- the day you die." |
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>>Svar<<
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| "We
are a generation of men raised by women. I'm beginning
to wonder if another woman is what we really need." |
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>>Svar<<
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| "'So,
this is the world and there are almost 6 billion people
on it, when I was a kid, there were 3. It's hard to keep
up." |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "The
world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes,
does it?" |
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>>Svar<<
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| "It
was something your wife said while we were in bed together.
She said we had the same build. From the waist up I imagine." |
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>>Svar<<
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| "You're
the brother I never had. I'm the brother you never had.
I would do anything for you, Dickie." |
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>>Svar<<
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| "Don't
blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy." |
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>>Svar<<
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| "It's
better to help people than garden gnomes." |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "Suck
my fat one you cheap dime store hood" |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "I'm
just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe." |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "How
extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some
day they may be scarce." |
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>>Svar<< |
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"I
may be a drape, but I love your granddaughter. And if
that's a crime, I'll stand convicted, ma'am." |
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>>Svar<<
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| "Edwina's
insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no
purchase." |
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>>Svar<< |
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| "I
don't know half of you half as well as I should like,
and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." |
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